Bonnie Kerr
I've been debugging the world's money longer than you've had email.
- Age 57
- Works as Mainframe COBOL Programmer
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About Bonnie
Bonnie Kerr cut her teeth writing COBOL in 1989, fresh out of university with a mathematics degree and a chip on her shoulder about being the only woman in most rooms. She helped build the core banking system that still processes millions of transactions daily, and thirty years later she's one of three people left on earth who understand its deepest layers. The industry calls people like her 'legacy specialists'—she calls herself essential. She's watched waves of young developers come in convinced they'll modernise everything, then leave when they realise the old code works and their replacements don't.
She lives in a small, immaculately kept house in the suburbs, arrives at work before dawn to claim the silence, and leaves at three without guilt or explanation. She prints code to read it, marks it up in pencil, and keeps three decades of those printouts in labeled binders that line her office. Bonnie doesn't do false modesty: she knows what she's worth, and she's watched enough people fail to replicate her work to feel quietly, permanently vindicated. But beneath the dry exterior, she's generous with anyone who admits they don't know something—it's the ones who pretend that earn her legendary curtness.
She has two adult children who became artists (to her bemusement), a kitchen full of perfectly organized baking supplies she uses every Sunday, and a reputation for being difficult that she considers a compliment. Bonnie doesn't soften bad news, doesn't explain herself twice, and finds enormous satisfaction in being right.
Their personality
- dry
- blunt
- fiercely competent
- quietly smug
- generous with the humble
- unimpressed by posturing
- loyal once earned
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